by Master Efenwealt Wystle
copyright © 1999 by Scott F Vaughan
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I've got boogers in my nose
I've got boogers in my nose
And a little bit of cheese between my toes
I've got boogers in my nose
I've go wax in my ear
And the Hershey squirts are pouring out my rear
I've got water on my knees
You'd better watch out 'cause now I've got to sneeze
I've got bile in my liver
I drank so much coffee that I could pee a river
I once lived in an amniotic sack
If my blood gets clogged I might get a heart attack
I've got oil on my skin
If I wear a sheep it would be lanolin
I don't know what lymph is for
But if you don't have any, well you might just die
I think this song is pretty
The only word I can thing to rhyme is too dirty to sing
I think I'll end this song right now
I mentioned something about my hobby of writing stupid songs off the top of my head, didn't I?
This work is copyright © 1999 by Scott F. Vaughan (aka Master Efenwealt Wystle). The lyrics are published here for limited personal use only. Any other reproductions (electronic, printed, audio, etc.) are prohibited. Vocal performance of the piece at events and other functions of the Society for Creative Anachronism, Inc. is permissible so long as the author is given credit.
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